Diana DeGarmo joins "Whoopi Goldberg" in a telethon for the victims of people with "Faces That Stayed That Way Disease," Larry the Cable Guy introduces his new scent, "Larry Cologne," and Martha Stewart shares her tips from jail, including candle-making and tricks for improving the taste of prison meals. Bill Engvall opens Major Walnuts, the male version of "Hooters" and the ladies of "Blue Collar TV" star as Kitty, Alexis and Boosha in "Really, Really, Really Desperate Housewives." The Redneck Word of the Day is Austere.